turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
she pinky promised me she was 18
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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