my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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