she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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