She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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