bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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