Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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