It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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