I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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