he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
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You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
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Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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