I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
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this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
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SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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