I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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