I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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