So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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