I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
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My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
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If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Randomize