Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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