I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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