Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
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Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
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Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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