Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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