We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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