Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
