I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
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he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
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Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
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