apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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