i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
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I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
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Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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