I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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