i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Randomize
