Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Randomize
