I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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