I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
My penis needs a shock collar
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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