You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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