i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
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I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
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I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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