The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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