so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
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I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
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The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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