just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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