Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
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just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
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Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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