I need help removing her.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
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