They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
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Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
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Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
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