I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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