hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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