Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
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Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
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I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
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