worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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