So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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