no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Let the clothes fall where they may.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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