Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
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halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
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I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
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