Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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