When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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