If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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