The maid of honor just puked.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
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He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
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I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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