Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
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I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
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What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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