don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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