Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
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it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
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Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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