I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
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i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
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I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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