I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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