Already got asked if we're dating
he puts the penis in happiness.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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