and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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