ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
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You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
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Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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