We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
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i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
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Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
ok first of all what the fuck
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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